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notautumnn:

180mph:

Friend: Wanna go to a baseball game?

Me, an intellectual: No

For an “intellectual”, you are pretty bad a jokes. And what I mean by that is you are an ignorant piece of shit. I will spit on the ground you walk on while I am on my way to a baseball game instead of locking myself indoors all day being an “intellectual”

May you, perhaps, jack my wang?

(via dongboss)

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